Ciao bellas! Kyle Richards and Lisa Vanderpump galavanted around Italy during the Tuesday, Dec. 8, episode of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, mingling amongst locals and bonding up a storm while Giggy remained abandoned at home. Meanwhile, Yolanda Foster's health (and marriage) continued to decline due to a parasite living in her body. Keep reading to find out more.
It's All Happening: Lisa Bought Ken a Tiny Pony
Today in amazing news, Lisa revealed her plans to buy her husband, Ken Todd, a tiny pony for his 70th birthday. We repeat, Lisa's birthday present to Ken is a tiny miniature horse. Has anything ever been more wonderful? Ken is truly blessed. (Cut to Giggy weeping into his diamond-encrusted doggy tuxedo.)
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Kyle Richards Was Uninvited From Nicky Hilton's Wedding (Kinda)
Too shady to handle! Kyle was uninvited from her niece Nicky Hilton's wedding due to family drama that she wasn't willing to talk about on camera. "I'm no longer going to the wedding," she told Lisa. "I was told it would be better if I didn't come to the wedding, so I'm not going."
Nicky must have changed her mind, because Kyle then told Lisa that she was attending. "I spoke with Nicky, and my sister emailed me," Kyle revealed during their trip to Tuscany. "I don't want to miss her walking down the aisle."
Awkwardly, Mauricio was not invited Nicky's nuptials, and neither were the couple's youngest daughters. We're just as confused as you are, but Kyle wasn't willing to spill: "It's nobody's f—king business," she said.
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Yolanda Had a Two-Foot Long Parasite Living Inside Her
Prayer circle for Yolanda Foster because she's not in a good place. The former model was visited by Eileen Davidson and Lisa Rinna, who listened in shock as she described the two-foot long parasite doctors found inside her. "I had a really extreme parasite infection. It was hell," Yolanda said. "They were, like, two feet long. It was awful." Um, what now?
To make matters worse (as if that's possible when a parasite is living in you), Yolanda's health was clearly creating tension in her marriage. David made a brief appearance to be with his wife as she underwent a medical procedure, and there was a painful moment where Yolanda sadly asked, "Aren't you happy you married me?" and David responded "thrilled" as he walked out the door.
Kyle Thinks Yolanda Is Suffering from Depression
There's nothing the housewives love more than pretending they're doctors and analyzing Yolanda's health, and Kyle had a new theory: Yolanda could be suffering from depression. Why? Because Kyle experienced similar symptoms after her mom passed away. "They told me I had arthritis, they told me I had allergies, they told me I had Epstein-Barr," Kyle revealed to Lisa. "I thought I was dying for two years. It hurt me physically. I was physically in pain. I remember seeing a commercial, and it said something like 'depression hurts.'"